As part of my new years resolution I have decided to start my blog up again having missed months of entries. Hopefully this will help me keep in touch with my friends and fans all over the world once again and connect with the general web community, I'm not a nerd though…..
I think that part of the problem I had before was that I couldn't really think of anything interesting to write, whether it be a funny letter to baked beans, a poem, news about my creative efforts or my quest for praise in my trivial pursuits.
This year instead of resolutions I have set out some aims that I would like to achieve. They are as follows:
To get my driving licence. Having now passed my theory test (a doddle, I'm sure you will agree) one of my aims is to pass the practical theory test and become the owner of one of the most dangerous weapons known to man… a car…..
To get some of my poetry published in some magazines and possible get some pocket money for my troubles. I think if I get some stuff published then I can gain some of the self respect I deserve and can proudly call myself a writer, not just say I'm a writer then say that I write letters for the DSA but it still counts, and then implode with embarrassment and the shitness of my joke.
To do some gigs with my as yet un-named new band and maybe do some solo stuff.
Ladies. If I can accomplish all of the above then maybe I can meet, talk to and woo some of the ladies who are amazed by me. Two years is a long time… never confused though.
Anyway, that's about all I have to say on that. Bye!
